stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


sprout-princess:

fuckyeah1990s:

Everytime a character says the word “Pokemon” in Episode 13 “Mystery At tHe Lighthouse”

THAT’S JUST THE ENTIRE EPISODE RIGHT THERE WHAT

aestheticgoddess:

Happiness is a choice

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